Sunday, September 9, 2012

My 'Wit' causes my shit!

Sorry folks if I offend you from the wit-of-my-brow, my imagination carries me above the clouds at times.  I fly high with the owl hooting at me while I soar the universe seeking victims to verbally slaughter in a war of words!

But, no war ensues because they are doomed before they begin and they realize this truth!

"The pen is mightier than the sword" the wit of Edward Lytton Bulwyn

"In the beginning was the word, the word was with God, the word is God"  Bible

Sometimes people are offended by my opinion, is that there problem or mine?  I think it's their problem because it's my opinion and I have a right to express it!  If I'm being a mean deliberate A-hole than I expect others to pounce on me like cats with their claws out.

I exclaimed that I don't like the appearance of the 'Elephant man' on YouTube, I said it was extremely ugly.  People condemmed me for saying that.  They accused me of being ugly, I wasn't offended in the slightest by any of their inferior remarks.  I handled myself effectively and efficiently against all of them from mental midget land.  I never once said the guy was evil!

My 'Wit' causes my shit folks, I need to slit my wit a bit!







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