Friday, June 14, 2013

Hello Googlers/Fans/Readers/which makes you all friends!

As most of you know my passion is to write, it drives me like a car drives it's driver!

Today, I'm writing to all of you just to say Hi, how are you all doing?  You're all in my prayers, in fact I pray for the world on a regular basis!

 I thought I'd tell you the same jokes over again.  I love these three jokes, they make me laugh.

This woman is admiring herself in the mirror and she says to her husband, " my Doctor says I have the breasts of a 30 year old."  Her husband responds with "did he mention anything about your 60 year old ass"? She retorted "We didn't mention you"

This woman steps out of the shower while her husband steps in, the doorbell rings, she grabs a towel and wraps it around her, while making her way downstairs to answer the door.  It's Bob the next door neighbour, he says to her, "Drop the towel and I'll give you $800.00 dollars"  She drops the towel, he hands her $800.00 as promised.  She closes the door and runs upstairs to her husband who asks who was at the door, in which she replied it was Bob.  Her husband says "Did he mention anything about the $800.00 he owes me?

An old man is gawking at a 19 year old man who is sporting around a bright red Mohawk haircut.  The young man becomes aggravated that the old fella is glaring at him, so he strides over to the old man and says to him, "What's the matter old man, haven't you ever done anything stupid in your life?" 

The old man replied, "yeah I did I raped a chicken once and thought you were my kid"

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